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Friday, December 04, 2009

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Missing Roommate: Joel Sighting Map

If you happen to see my missing roommate Joel, let me know his location and I will track him on the map. Let me know his location, the time and date, and his predicament, ball gag in mouth, etc.

View Joel Sightings in a larger map

Bohemian Rhapsody: The Muppets

You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you’re going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.

My Kidnapped Roommate is Probably Being Raped

This video could very easily be about my missing roommate Joel. Just insert the word "Joel" whenever they say "Megan Richter".

"Joel could be half concious or drugged, or his mutilated body hidden by his attacker. The worst case scenario is that he is dead, raped to death by his merciless assailant. There is no semen sprayed on the walls, but that does not mean that Joel was not raped."

My thoughts exactly about Joel's predicament.

Missing Girl Probably Raped

Missing Roommate

My roommate has been kidnapped. 6'6", 200 pounds, dirty blond hair, white guy usually found eating large quantities of protein in either solid or powder form.

Last seen with a little white girl nymphomaniac; I believe he may be locked in her basement.

If seen please return to Los Angeles. Easily bribed with sex or food. $25 reward for capture - preferably alive.